the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
- Javert: They used to tie you up-
- Valjean: It's a living.
- Javert: I didn't recognize you....without the handcuffs.
At the bookstore.
- Customer: Excuse me, I'm looking for a book.
- Me: Well, I think you're in the right place.